Posts Tagged “Winning”
What, you’ve never seen cows at 7-11 before?
Oddly, this Thai advertisement is in English.
Any of you know 500 positions?
Little did these tourists know that Dumbo is quite the exhibitionist.
Only in Thailand will you find a Pee & Poo Restaurant.
I’m going to mark this as both a FAIL and WINNING. It all depends on what side of the fence you’re on, if all you Germans and Japanese know what I mean. 😉
You can check out any time you’d like, but you can never leave.
Wearing a condom or two is strongly advised.
Come and listen to a story about a man named Porn,
A poor Thai farmer, growing rice and growing corn.
Then one day he was talking to his daughter,
She said she was pregnant and a farang was the father.
Pay day that is, early retirement.
Well the first thing you Porn thinks he’s a millionaire,
Kinfolk said, Porn move away from there.
Said, in the city is the place you ought to be,
So they loaded up the sawng tao and moved to Krung Thep Mahanakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Yuthaya Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratchathani Burirom Udomratchaniwet Mahasathan Amon Phiman Awatan Sathit Sakkathattiya Witsanukam Prasit.
Bangkok, that is.
Rich farang, super stars.
Because in Thailand, using two trucks (or 5) is not an option. Ever.