Come and listen to a story about a man named Porn,
A poor Thai farmer, growing rice and growing corn.
Then one day he was talking to his daughter,
She said she was pregnant and a farang was the father.
Pay day that is, early retirement.
Well the first thing you Porn thinks he’s a millionaire,
Kinfolk said, Porn move away from there.
Said, in the city is the place you ought to be,
So they loaded up the sawng tao and moved to Krung Thep Mahanakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Yuthaya Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratchathani Burirom Udomratchaniwet Mahasathan Amon Phiman Awatan Sathit Sakkathattiya Witsanukam Prasit.
Bangkok, that is.
Rich farang, super stars.
Beware of the prick in front of you. Ya never do know what he’s up to.
Because in Thailand, using two trucks (or 5) is not an option. Ever.
After several rounds of cheap Thai whiskey, Nong Noon proudly admits to her friends that she wants to be a “Coyote Girl” when she grows up, like her mom.
Not Allow U To Feces Charge 200- For Violation
Eh. What’s the worst that could happen?
Thai ingenuity at its finest.
Whatever you do, do NOT make cucumber.
You’ve been warned.
We don’t want this farang loving tuk tuk driver to die, so for the love of all things holy, please hire him!