The Ballad Of Porn Thanasukolwit

April 27, 2011 | Leave your comment

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Come and listen to a story about a man named Porn,
A poor Thai farmer, growing rice and growing corn.
Then one day he was talking to his daughter,
She said she was pregnant and a farang was the father.

Pay day that is, early retirement.

Well the first thing you Porn thinks he’s a millionaire,
Kinfolk said, Porn move away from there.
Said, in the city is the place you ought to be,
So they loaded up the sawng tao and moved to Krung Thep Mahanakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Yuthaya Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratchathani Burirom Udomratchaniwet Mahasathan Amon Phiman Awatan Sathit Sakkathattiya Witsanukam Prasit.

Bangkok, that is.
Rich farang, super stars.

Beware Of The Prick

April 26, 2011 | 4 comments

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Beware of the prick in front of you. Ya never do know what he’s up to.

 

Got Bottled Water?

April 25, 2011 | 2 comments

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Because in Thailand, using two trucks (or 5) is not an option. Ever.

Kids night out

April 22, 2011 | 1 comment

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After several rounds of cheap Thai whiskey, Nong Noon proudly admits to her friends that she wants to be a “Coyote Girl” when she grows up, like her mom.

No poopin’

April 20, 2011 | Leave your comment

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Not Allow U To Feces Charge 200- For Violation

Loosely translated:
No Poopin’

Perfectly safe snakes

April 19, 2011 | 1 comment

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Eh. What’s the worst that could happen?

 

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The backhoe-boat

April 18, 2011 | Leave your comment

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Thai ingenuity at its finest.

Do not make cucumber

April 17, 2011 | Leave your comment

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Because cucumbers are serious business.

Whatever you do, do NOT make cucumber.

You’ve been warned.

I love farang

April 16, 2011 | Leave your comment

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I love farang no farang no job I die no boom boom no baby

We don’t want this farang loving tuk tuk driver to die, so for the love of all things holy, please hire him!

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