Come and listen to a story about a man named Porn,
A poor Thai farmer, growing rice and growing corn.
Then one day he was talking to his daughter,
She said she was pregnant and a farang was the father.
Pay day that is, early retirement.
Well the first thing you Porn thinks he’s a millionaire,
Kinfolk said, Porn move away from there.
Said, in the city is the place you ought to be,
So they loaded up the sawng tao and moved to Krung Thep Mahanakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Yuthaya Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratchathani Burirom Udomratchaniwet Mahasathan Amon Phiman Awatan Sathit Sakkathattiya Witsanukam Prasit.
Bangkok, that is.
Rich farang, super stars.