Archive For “Tinglish”

Crap fried rice

February 1, 2013 | Leave your comment

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Crap Fried Rice

Sounds delicious.

Accident Porn Area

March 13, 2012 | 2 comments

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Go slow. Accident Prone Area.

Oops.

– Thanks Tim

The United State

March 3, 2012 | Leave your comment

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The Thai salesman assured me this was an original product, not a copy. I then explained that there are 50 states, not one. His reply was, “up to me.” Then he walked away.

– Thanks Ted

Same Same

March 1, 2012 | 1 comment

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Now I understand where “Same Same” comes from. They learn it in School School.

– Thanks Bird

Constructi on zone

August 26, 2011 | Leave your comment

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Do notenter constructi on zone.

– Thanks Jason

Free Sex Became Dog

August 3, 2011 | 1 comment

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Because that’s just how they roll on Ko Tao.

No Outside People

May 7, 2011 | Leave your comment

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Don’t make them tell you twice.

Plactise Speaking English

May 3, 2011 | Leave your comment

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OK tank you too mut.

Dont Eat The Animals

May 1, 2011 | Leave your comment

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One often easily confuses a Thai zoo for an “all you can eat” buffet.

Beware Of The Prick

April 26, 2011 | 4 comments

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Beware of the prick in front of you. Ya never do know what he’s up to.